I tried to get urbandictionary to accept my definition of "schlake" recently, the editors rejected it. Her's what I had entered as the definition.
A local celebrity figure in Socorro, New Mexico, known for his Daily Page and quirky personality. Highly controversial guy (people seem to like him a lot or deeply resent his existence) A highly profiecient amateur photographer and gamer of the pen-and-paper sort, he is a fixture around New Mexico Tech and the town in general. He has an extra spleen he calls "Spleeney Todd"
"Schlake asked me if he could take a picture of my boobs."
"We haven't seen schlake lately, he seems to be hiding out."
"I really miss when schlake used to run Pathfinder or Earthdawn."